GUILTY AS CHARGED We must blame the Jesuits. Not to wash heads or butts, but to introduce the first species of vitis vinifera in the American continent during the XVI century. The País (Listán Prieto, strictly speaking) was the chosen one. A meat-dog strain, resistant...

You don't need to order the most expensive wine on the list, but rather choose an unknown, rare, and exclusive one. That way your wallet won't suffer from anorexia and you will have the opportunity to be over-clever: exchange a few words with the sommelier and spit...

Fue una mañana de aquéllas, donde nada sale bien. El gato está muerto de hambre y me rasguña la cara para despertarme. Preparo el café y se me suelta la chuchita de las manos y se hace añicos en las baldosas. Agarro un trapo para limpiar el desastre y me clavo un...