Main Differences between Professional Beer and Wine Tasters

 1. Professional #wine tasters spit, while professional beer tasters swallow.

2. Professional wine tasters swirl their glasses, while professional #beer tasters shake their cans.

3. Professional wine tasters use words like “bouquet” and “tannins,” while professional beer tasters use words like “hoppy” and “malty.”

4. Professional wine tasters wear fancy suits, while professional beer tasters wear beer-stained t-shirts.

5. Professional wine tasters spit out their wine into a bucket, while professional beer tasters spit out their jokes into a microphone.